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Hurt Demotivational Poster


SMOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: only hurt the ones you love
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:14 pm, #227460
The autocensor won't let me type S E X ?????
DavidEMartin - January 10, 2012, 11:13 pm, #227459
"Don't knock masturbation. It's *** with someone I love!" --Woody Allen, ANNIE HALL.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 6:54 am, #226164
I prefer moisturized wipes... I've said too much.
Budog - November 26, 2011, 2:05 am, #226162
Would like like a box of tissues to go with that hand cream?
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:53 pm, #226156

...then you might need the hand cream....lolz
beelzibub - November 25, 2011, 4:12 pm, #226154
... i doan git it???
mariand - November 25, 2011, 1:29 am, #226148
LOL


LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves




LOYALTY - its not the things we do its not the things we loose for we are here by your side, till the day we die


TAGS: pain may hurt
Rating: 4.83/5

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rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm, #238482

post to twist as well.
GaryO - August 16, 2012, 1:38 pm, #238474
N-I-C-E


I Sense... -


TAGS: b***hurt yoda
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:44 pm, #250502
ROFLMAO! XD 5L + faved.
lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 11:46 pm, #250184

Hilarious! Welcome to the site!~


HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm, #189680
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5


RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.


TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am, #225328
5 bloody finger5


SELFLESSNESS -


TAGS: hurt tongue
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:30 am, #236308
nice one, Sho... some very good posters today
Greeny - June 16, 2012, 7:22 am, #236293
nithe one Tho!


FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.




JUSTIN -


TAGS: culos truth hurts
Rating: 4.7/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:59 pm, #227030
Nice one!! go to cry to mama!
dindi - February 16, 2011, 4:06 am, #212496
LOL!!!!
tina6a6i - February 16, 2011, 1:32 am, #212494
cry me a river dorkface
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:12 pm, #212486
Absolutely love this one. Definately 5 tissues for you!


JUST FRIENDS -


TAGS: friend hurt dream smile
Rating: 4.61/5

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mariand - September 29, 2011, 4:20 am, #224618
nice...


GUARDED -




MOVING ON -




CONSIDERATION -




RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm, #100495
Epic win.


MEMORIES -




HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm, #188873
solid rerun


THIS WILL NOT END WELL -


TAGS: gun rifle hurt *****le
Rating: 3.57/5

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CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:22 pm, #122389
she'll be fine. is a pellet gun, look where it breaks
DrunkenDave101 - September 28, 2009, 12:13 pm, #122385
I imagine she'll stab her eye with the scope when it recoils


CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?


TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am, #227725
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


SCAPEGOAT -


TAGS: bullying hurts the little ones
Rating: 4.57/5

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GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:14 pm, #181180
it's an Amazon Jungle out there, 5L
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:36 pm, #181109
Very nice Face. 5L
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 3:57 pm, #181076
5/5 I love the ph**o...great message too


PAIN -


TAGS: pain hurt felt
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - April 14, 2012, 9:48 pm, #233305
That might be technically true, but it’s not been my experience. Maybe the pain is still there, but I no longer feel it.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:22 pm, #233303
A part of your frontal cortex lights up when you're in pain in order to cause the sense of revulsion that makes you want the pain to stop. Technically, you're designed for pain to hurt no matter how long it lasts.
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:41 pm, #225130
Thank you Sean :D
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:04 pm, #225053
question: why is this here? I have always thought that really depressing stuff is a good way to parody the annoyingly uplifting motivation behind the kinds of poster some of us love to hate. So by that criteria, this poster belongs here.
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:02 pm, #225052
Since the dawn of time, we have been debating politely amoungst ourselves what should or should no be on MotiFake. Last night I may have taken another run at that. But now that we have such things as MotiTwist, PolitiFake etc. some offerings do beg the
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 11:05 am, #225047
It's not. It's Demotifake. Where people make things to DEMOTIVATE people. That doesn't mean the posters have to be funny. They can be emotional, or realistic, or funny, or tragic, or whatever people want them to be.
Kspace - October 13, 2011, 8:57 am, #225038
I didn't realize this was emotifake.


PINOCCHIO - Gotta watch your step


TAGS: pinocchio fall accident hurt funny
Rating: 4.21/5

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Airman - May 27, 2011, 12:37 pm, #219250
LOL


EATING RUBBER - Not what it's made out to be




A GENTLEMAN -




Confidence -




ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong




RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am, #193096
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am, #193095
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am, #193066
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am, #193060
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am, #193059
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am, #193058
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am, #193057
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am, #193056
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am, #193055
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am, #193054
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am, #193053
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am, #193052
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am, #193050
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am, #193047
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am, #193044
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.


TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

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ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm, #229327
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


IT HURTS -


TAGS: hurt cries eyes depression smile
Rating: 3.76/5

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Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am, #224578
souldnt it be she´s hurt? would make more sence imo


BACON BANDAIDS - Getting hurt never tasted so good


TAGS: bacon hurt
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Korohyou

Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 12:10 am, #241461
Still with the bacon
pieman - March 25, 2010, 2:15 pm, #166808
You wound would never heal, plus you would have bite marks where the band-aid used to be.


HADES - Drinks yoghurt, not souls.




AGEING -


TAGS: hurt work doesnt matter mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - June 16, 2012, 8:37 am, #236296
Well, now I know…..five numb thumbs
Greeny - June 15, 2012, 11:00 pm, #236288
and gravity, don't forget gravity...


LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: love hurts cupid valentines day
Rating: 4.53/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:51 pm, #212229
Ouch!
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 4:37 pm, #212205
If this isn't demotivational then I don't know what is. 5L's
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:05 pm, #212200
5L... 6L, when I read it with a "Gin n Juice" backbeat
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 1:59 am, #212172
Amsome ML. 5L


THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...




BEACHES -


TAGS: beaches fail kid fall crash hurt pain wet splash
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:57 am, #75649
That's how mom used to cuss. "Sandy Beaches"!, she'd shout. Then the hitting would start.


Cruelty -


TAGS: boxman hearts love hurt hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 6:24 pm, #245237
this is more than true, my friend...


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth can hurt dark feelings
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:17 pm, #238969
Don't get my comment wrong, I like it, 5 lions to you. But it seems a little less like "truth," and a whole lot of "can't win worth a d***."
Greeny - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am, #234354
five too fars
dy2012 - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am, #234353
nice


PAIN - Its not how much it hurts, its how much you can take.


TAGS: pain hurt
Rating: 4.6/5

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mariand - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am, #219819
:))
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:46 am, #219818
How clumsy of me.. I meant only to highlight the difference between contraction and ownership
mariand - June 10, 2011, 5:18 am, #219815
...it says, you get just as much as you can carry ;)
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:44 am, #219811
It's the pain on its face that sells it.


BULL -


TAGS: bull hurt matadors feelings
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bull - May 4, 2011, 5:21 pm, #218062
lmao!! 5L's
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 8:24 am, #218034
It looks like i need to pay canada a visit O_o
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 8:09 am, #218033

i'm canadian dude....home of world class beer and weed. FTW!
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 7:27 am, #218029
HAHA! This happens to you entirely too often RL!
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:23 am, #218028

coffee spray just hit my monitor...lol CB


HURTS THE MOST -


TAGS: hurt things he did nt say
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am, #224934
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm, #224854

nice


PREVENTION -




"THE TROUBLE - ...with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." --Ronald Reagan


TAGS: reagan truth hurts
Rating: 2.69/5

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:12 pm, #136346
Some are some aren't, P. The main reason some of the crooks (either party) stay in office is because of the short attention span of the Amer...hey look! A squirrel!
Porcelina - November 13, 2009, 7:09 pm, #136344
I think everyone is just sick of politics.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:06 pm, #136343
To each their own. This quote is too true to be very funny. I just happen to like the way he stated it.
Walkerofskies - November 13, 2009, 9:54 am, #136269
Picture of Ronald Reagan with the 'Hope' campain color palette, and a quote from RR. I'm sorry WTFO but this is unoriginal and the quote was barely funny in the first place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 2:23 am, #136229
Why? It's just a picture and a quote......I say dig Reagan up and give him the lions....fair is fair.
TheSarge - November 13, 2009, 2:16 am, #136228
This one gets a 5.


FATHER & SON LOYALTY - Let go...no You let go...no You let go... You're pulling my chest hair!




another life lesson learned -




ALMOST AS GOOD AS IT GETS -




ALONE -


TAGS: why grow old time hurts
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:57 pm, #254609
You Got It Right My Friend .
Greeny - December 21, 2012, 10:36 pm, #241730
A5 my dear friend said - from diapers to diapers in ninety years


AH, THE GUEST LIST -


TAGS: wedding hurt feelings
Rating: 4.75/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:14 am, #228144
One of life's most rediculous truths.
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:29 pm, #228105
LOL! Been there. Don't forget the people YOU won't speak to again, but that usually doesn't happen until AFTER the wedding. ;)


REALITY - There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.


TAGS: reality love hurts
Rating: 4.68/5

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voodoo3535 - March 10, 2011, 5:48 pm, #213990
Thank you.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 5:23 pm, #213988
Epic mate.


FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: this hurts me more than it hurts you
Rating: 4.43/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:55 am, #178733
Beautiful! 5L
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:01 am, #178372
I hear ya about the swats... but it was the right thing to do... I'd never speak against it.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:59 am, #178370
And then there were the 'swats' you would get from your teacher. You don't see that anymore.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:58 am, #178369
They can sue their parents... hell, my dad said that if I ever tried to run away, I'd break my mom's heart, and he'd kick my a** worse!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:57 am, #178368
That wait... these kids nowadays have no idea.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:56 am, #178367
For me the waiting was just as bad or even worse than the belt.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:55 am, #178365
My dad used to hang it on my bedroom doorknob... and tell me to bring it to him every 30 mins. And you wonder why I don't fear anyone now?
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:53 am, #178363
Yep, I remember having to wait for Dad to get home from work.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:10 pm, #178272
I hear that! "I don't want to do it, but you're making me"
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:36 pm, #178262

i remember those days well


THE TRUTH HURTS - No one checks the supply... Until it's too late




CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...




BOOM!!!!1! - HEADSHOT!


TAGS: that had to hurt
Rating: 3.67/5

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GREAT PARTY - Has anyone seen Timmy?




LOVE - that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest


TAGS: love hurts
Rating: 2.88/5

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FOURTH PLACE -




....... - That must have hurt....


TAGS: dance fail hurt pain lol
Rating: 2.23/5

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faulty switch - September 3, 2009, 4:06 am, #114512
whats wrong with her face? she looks like she's having a good time. him too.
Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 6:29 pm, #71658
first i laughed at the look on his face... and then i saw hers...omfg!


no laughing matter -


TAGS: love hurts
Rating: 4.75/5

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PREVENTION -




EARN YOUR KEEP -


TAGS: pride never helps it only hurts
Rating: 4.59/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 6:55 pm, #189513
Fab. 5L


DEPENDENT -


TAGS: hurt lonely
Rating: 4.5/5

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MUTUAL SUICIDE -




Angel Haze -


TAGS: hurt smile
Rating: 4.43/5

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PROOF OF PURCHASE - Like a sincere apology, it's a prerequisite for taking bad shit back.


TAGS: my official mea culpa to rerun and the mods plus anyone else i may have hurt or offended
Rating: 4.36/5

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thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:27 am, #176295
I'm just not taking **** back. b***ERFLIES!
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:26 am, #176294
I have my gd receipt.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:23 am, #176293
D'oh! Wait, huh?
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:10 am, #176283
Exactly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 11:07 am, #176282
......................................................
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 10:59 am, #176280
Oh, ****, Jake, take it back! Quickly! Before your motives are questioned!
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 10:51 am, #176278
Wait, you were gone? nah, j/k, Welcome Back!
thatonechick - May 16, 2010, 8:47 pm, #176216
I'm down with happiness and b***erflies. Welcome back, veg!
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 8:44 pm, #176215
This poster is proof enough
rerun - May 16, 2010, 8:43 pm, #176214

My offician and unofficial reply is 5L. Welcome back, and you don't need proof of purchase.


WHEN I PLAY DOCTOR - I play to win


TAGS: it hurts when i do that dont do that
Rating: 4.24/5

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Spaceflightengineer - December 16, 2010, 3:23 am, #207089
You should play mortician with that one.


LIMITS - If you insult me I can forgive you If you look down on me




COURTESY -


TAGS: what can it hurt
Rating: 3.33/5

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aesop's folly - December 19, 2009, 9:40 pm, #146953
one time, in a sad time of my life i was considering suicide. i got a fortune cookie later that day saying: Your current plans will suceed. I wish i was lying


INSPIRATION -


TAGS: don t think it hurts me when you do that
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - March 4, 2009, 6:17 pm, #63639
Hey, thanks Mark. And who said anything about the p-word? Bye.
Mark - March 3, 2009, 8:43 pm, #63406
Sean - Plagiarized or not, it describes my life. This will soon bepart of my screen saver collection.
Sean - March 3, 2009, 8:19 pm, #63401
I may have come a little close to plagiarizing despair.com on this one, but the bulb is a cliche linked to inspiration, anyway. Just thought I'd pipe up 'bout that. Bye -- no one in particular.


BUT FOR THE TASTE OF IT -


TAGS: all fools day calendar love hurts
Rating: 3/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 2, 2013, 1:55 am, #244806
One of Boudleaux & Felice Bryant's very best songs!


OUCH - That's Going To Leave A Mark




BELIEVE -


TAGS: ray believe hurt pain accident spine broken bone
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 4:07 pm, #23260
Heehee...Cynthia has TWO rods!
David - June 21, 2008, 9:20 am, #6529
That was a bon** fight right there cynthia, ftw
Cynthia - May 6, 2008, 12:04 am, #2926
I'm sure it did... but I've got about twice that many and two rods that run the length of my spine on either side... imagine what those x-rays look like.


BAND-AIDS - I could use one


TAGS: hurt
Rating: 1.7/5

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JUST GOT DUMP - It hurts..




the power of words -


TAGS: hurt
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:47 pm, #258477
no worries....speed loads


Torment me -


TAGS: torment hurt thing c s
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:12 pm, #262024
Excellent, LA! We are all such masochists! 5 goth lions!


THE REALITY OF INTERNET COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: b***hurt humor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 12:32 pm, #259968
Thanks for bringing this back in an updated form! I first saw this when I was in the Navy! Still think its ROTFL!!!!! 5 coffee spewing lions!!!!


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